Weird Wednesday

I know what you are all thinking..."Now all of her blog posts are going to have the day of the week in them. Boring!" Wrong. In my book, weird and wednesday rhyme and I'm in a rhyme-y mood. So I want to do weird wednesday because weird sums up my entire personality, and I'm gonna throw at you 15 weird facts. That's right, FIFTEEN! Let's get weird...

1. What's a weird nickname only your family calls you? Hmmm...truthfully, I don't really have a nickname. My dad calls me KAY-RISTA, but that's pretty much my real live name. I did have a cousin that called me "Krista-Kroodle" and someone called me "pooda" at some point in time. Worst stupid name ever. Glad that didn't stick. 
2. What's a weird habit of yours? I have a million different habits, and my habits are probably all weird but normal to me? I guess a “habit” because I do it pretty much daily is, I shave my arms. Yep, you read that right. If not, I would look like Chewbacca, Sooo…you’re welcome. 
3. Do you have any weird phobias? Lordy yes! I'm terrified of birds. I am weirded out by people's voices that don't match how they look. Freaks me out. And even though I have this obsession with scarves, I always have this feeling that I could be strangled at any second. I can't be the only one. 
4. What's a weird song you secretly love to blast and belt out when you're alone? Hands down, "I Want You" by Savage Garden. Never heard it, no excuses Here's a link-  http://youtu.be/HQt6jIKNwgU
5. What's one of your biggest weird pet peeves? Where to start...I don't really care for feet touching me, or the look of them in general. I don't like when the napkin sticks to the cup at the restaurant, and my BIGGEST pet peeve is when people drive UNDER the speed limit or switch to the left lane and slowww down. Makes my blood pressure go through the roof. I don't even know if all of those are even considered "pet peeves" anyway, but they are in my book of Kristaology. 
6. What is one of your weird nervous habits? Nervous habit numero uno--picking my nails. Not to be confused with biting my nails. I don't do that because I'm a germ-a-phobe. Oh, and I crack my knuckles and hold my breath. 
7. What side of the bed do you sleep on? If you were standing at the foot of my bed, like a stalker, I would be snoozing on the right side. Why? Because I'm left handed. Only makes sense. 
8. What was your first stuffed animal and what was it’s weird name? The first stuffed animal that I can even remember having, is a "glo-worm". Did it even have a name? I don't know. He was green and a wormy..."wormy"? Creative genius. 
9. What's the drink you always order at Starbucks? Double chocolate chip frappe. Thanks to my sister for introducing me to this delicious treat. If you have never tried one, next time you’re at Starbucks, go for it. You won’t be disappointed. Promise. Unless you're a chocolate-hater. 
10. Which way do you face in the shower? Ummm…away from the water if I’m rinsing my hair, and toward the water if I’m not? What kind of crazy question is this? Next thing I know I’ll be describing how I get undressed…
11. Do you have any weird body skills? The answer to that is a big fat NO. 
12. What is your favorite or weird food that you know is bad for you but you eat it anyways? Oreos. Those little, heavenly, sandwich cookies and all of their chocolatey, creamy greatness. I have been known to eat an entire pack of double-stuff, in one sitting, all alone. No shame. 
13. What is a weird phrase of exclamation that you always say? “Jesus-Tits” “Balls” “Bastards”. After reading those last three words, I think I need to work on my “lady-like” skills. Eh.
14. What do you wear when you go to sleep? T-shirt…and shorts. Usually. I feel like whoever created these questions was a borderline perv. 
15. What did you used to wear that you thought was cool, but now realize that it isn't..it was weird? Jean bibs. with only one strap hooked. while the other one just dangled there with it’s metal end as a potential weapon. Not cool or stylish. haha 

Now I can’t be the only one throwing myself under the bus here, or the only one who does these weird things. Everyone is weird. True fact. The issue is, most people want to pretend like they’re “normal”. 

So I would LOVE to see some of you chime in and pick out a couple of these weird questions and let me know that I’m not the only weirdo out there! :) 

Also, I would like to point out that this blog has reached over 300 views in TWO DAYS!! that is friggin’ amazeballs! Thanks to everyone who is taking their time to read this non-sense and to those that will continue to read. When that counter hits 1,000 views I am going to do a giveaway! Details soon! 

Stay weird and Happy Hump Day!