Bullet Your Day

   While browsing pinterest and the world wide web, I found multiple sites with blog post idea. freckleditalian.com posted a 30 day blog challenge where I saw the idea to bullet your entire day. Instantly, I of course thought that it was genius. So, I decided to do it…realize that 97.6% of this is complete and total sarcasm. Carry on.

August 13th, 2014

0600-Jake Owen "Beachin'"blaring in my ear. Hit snooze. 

0608-8 minutes is just enough time to doze off again...

0616-Jake Owen is now my worst enemy. 

0624-How many more times can I hit snooze and still look presentable? I do the math. 

0656-Outta bed before 7? That'll do. 

0704-Turn on shower, turn on music.

0708-Next, next, next...this song is my jam. 

0712-Get in shower, adjust temp. Rehash last night's conversations. 

0720-"...and I ain't even drinkinnn"...Tyler Farr was slightly more attractive in person. 

0728-Shower getting cold. That's my cue. Why is it so hot in here?!?! Can't breathe. 

0733-Time for makeup. Blend, blend, blend. 

0740-Nice try on the eyeliner, Krista. A 5 year old can draw straighter lines than you. 

0745-Turn on blow dryer. So. Much. Hair. 

0754-Plug in curling iron.  

0805-Dry enough. Laugh about thinking I have enough time to curl my hair. 

0810-Get dressed. Ponytail it is. 

0818-Pull out of the drive. Yep. Late again...

0826-Guy rides my bumper. I slow down. Jerk. 

0840-Pull in at work. Fashionably late. Sorry, Erin. 

0844-Clock in. Get questioned about my life decisions. 

0847-Warn Ada of my blog post and bulleting my entire day. Sabrina asks if I washed my hair this morning...Looks that bad, eh? 

0854-Explain my blog post to Sabrina. Hear Janet thinking it's a bad idea from the other room.

0907-Ada breaks coffee pot. Coffee everywhere. Sabrina hurts herself trying to help. 

0909-"Ain't nothing worse than when your Bunn is leaking..." Kevin makes a funny. 

0913-Still kicking myself for not knowing that GAD=generalized anxiety disorder. I blame it on no coffee. 

0919-Scroll through Facebook as I am on hold...what the heck is "pregnancy brain"? Sounds like something I'd rather not deal with. 

0923-Gail is wayyy too excited to see the mail man. 

0937-90's country music on Pandora. 

1009-Finally make coffee. Cricket in office. PJ asked who invited Jiminy. Lame. 

1112-Finally get a chance to sit down at my desk. Question other people's life decisions. 

1116-Sabrina asks if I can eat today. Weigh myself. Salad it is. 

1127-Booty talk. 

1139-Reba duet. On point! 

1210-Fred's for lunch. Salad and fried mushrooms. I'm all about canceling things out. 

1218-Comment made about "ONLY $46/hr". Puh-lease. Don't get me started on what other people ONLY make. *eye roll*

1243-Dish out a quarter for a sweet gum ball thanks to my kickin' breath. Cherry. Score. 

1303-Pee break and back to work. 

1348-Contemplate the people that I don't care for. Wonder if they feel the same about me...probably. 

1400-Discuss workflow. Are you clinical? I didn't think so. Shut it. 

1525-Pity party was over at 0900. 

1543-Making grocery list in my head. Soy milk or skim milk? 

1635-Receive call from sister wanting to know if I want to go with the family to Chili's for watermelon lemonade - it's an hour and a half drive. Need to stop on my way home and get groceries. Deal is made. I'm in. 

1645-Last patient gone. Watching the clock tick away. 

1648-Listening to my least favorite person in the office yak on the cell phone. So productive. 

1653-Wonder how greasy my skin would be if I put this super rich hand cream on my dry, peeling body?

1658-Clock out. Blowing this Popsicle stand. 

1701-Forgot cell phone charger in office. Go back into office. Wasting precious time. 

1719-Christina makes suggestions on dinner options at Chili’s. Officially starving.
1728-Finally home. Can't decide what to wear. 

1748-3 shirts. Check. Makeup touch-up. Check. Switch bags. Check. 

1753-H-town bound.  

1814-Business talk. I like what I hear...

1822-it's national Left-Handers Day?! Gotta Instagram this information...

1832-Started the F-bomb count upon entering the car. We are currently sitting at 12...all Keith. 

1835-Just realized that I don't like that guy's voice who sings in Rascal Flatts. 

1838-Carrie Underwood's voice...Carrie Underwood's hair...Carrie Underwood's legs...how is anyone that perfect?! #wcw

1842-Ello dahling? I wish I had an British accent...I really want to learn Spanish...

1917-Arrived at Chili's. Buzzer in hand. 

1930-Take ours seats. Helloooo buddy waiter. *wink wink*

1932-Order pretty much the entire appetizer menu. Goodbye diet. 

1937-Waiter spills water and lemonade on my foot. 

2018-Monterey chicken demolished. Can't. Breathe. 

2034-On the road again. 

2041-Discussing healthy foods via text. Healthy chocolate chip cookies? I'd like to know what those taste like...couldn't eat anything else right now if I wanted to. 

2055-Learned the definition of "peter-dippin'"

2111-Apparently a 50-something TV producer thinks Korina's "ass would look good in motion". Interesting...

2116-F-bomb count currently 29

2118-Scroll Facebook...who's Steely Dan?

2119-Kreig wonders why Tracey Lawrence is still alive and thinks his music is from the 60's...wow. 

2120-Mom plays Tracey Lawrence. Kreig: "this is why everyone used to hate country music."

2125-Kreig: "what is this?!" Mom: "your song!" Kreig: "this isn't my song! It sounds like the speakers are crying!" And time marches onnn...

2138-Mom thinks Garth is going to have an epic comeback. He's a legend. Need. Tickets. 

2151-Random van about took us out. Our driver just watched and didn't try to avoid the situation. Get me home now, please. 

2159-Made it home alive. Time to change, blog, and sleep. Fin.

     Well that was fun! Didn’t realize how many random thoughts cross my brain throughout the day until I started trying to keep track of them. I really am still wondering who Steely Dan is! Have a fantastic Thursday! xo